Bryan Adams shot!!!

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Next time use real bullets

An unknown person in London has made a selfless gesture for the good of all humanity.

Rock star Bryan Adams has revealed he was shot as he rode a motorbike through London.

The Run To You singer said he felt a “jolt” through his leathers (who hasn’t?….) and later found a hole in his biker jacket. He told Radio 2 DJ Johnnie Walker the incident happened in the Old Street area of east London and joked: “It’s like the Bronx out there.”

“I hope it doesn’t happen to anyone else, but there is someone up around Old Street with a rifle so stay clear of there.”

Adams said it was unlikely that he had been targeted on purpose as his identity would have been obscured.

“We had our helmets on, somebody goofing off I guess.”

Mr. Adams has vowed never to return to London borough of Islington. The other 32 boroughs in London are thought to be quickly investing in air rifles… Meanwhile, property prices in Old Street soar…

Xtasters message to the gunman – we’re not paying for a job only half completed.

Mary Farris